Toasted Tweets | Sept. 13, 2017

We’ve been basically inundated with a number of intense storms in what some are calling an unprecedented and record-breaking hurricane season. Seems like a pot-portunity if you ask me—one to smoke, consume or vape record-breaking amounts of weed.

Let’s face it, like 3-D movies, most storms are better experienced high. As long as you’re in a safe place, it’ll help you sleep, calm nerves and, duh, it’s just fun. Do you think hurricanes smokes weed? I say this radar image is proof that, yes.

So enjoy this week’s Toasted Tweets—marijuana-related tweets on a new topic every week from tokers who have too much free time. Hope you all had a safe hurricane adventure and are braced for the remainder of the season.

PS: Surely, these massive hurricanes have nothing to do with global warming or climate change or the fact that the largest glacier chunk on record recently broke off and fell into the ocean. Nothing to see here!

irma update:
its too windy to light my weed :/

— Gary (@rousebeats) September 10, 2017

Me: *spent hours this morning prepping for the hurricane, cleaning entire apartment*
My shithole roommate: “oh sick Zach u cleaned the bong”

— BJ (@BrendanJones19) September 8, 2017

One of my dads lives on St. Croix and my he said “Half the house is boarded up, and we’ve got food, weed, water, & beer; Bring it, Irma.”

— Ali又 (@AlexisMurray) September 6, 2017

“Dammit! I forgot the #weed !” #EVACUATIONTRAFFIC #Irma #Florida pic.twitter.com/antfIXcNPu

— BlackCatzMatter (@KissThePaw) September 9, 2017

A little salty about having to ration my weed bc of Irma

— Sara❁ (@Saratopiaa) September 9, 2017

I packed my weed up First before we fled Irma. Stoned in Blue Ridge Mountains✌ pic.twitter.com/qKdB00U3gM

— Joseph Rommel (@JosephRommel1) September 9, 2017

I won’t smoke my hurricane weed. I won’t smoke my hurricane weed. I will NOT smoke my hurricane weed.

— Ali✨ (@alihall1414) September 9, 2017

I’m gonna smoke so much weed when this hurricane is over

— Kayla (@stillnoturbitch) September 10, 2017

What if the hurricane is just God doing a bong rip? 🤔🤔🤔

— (@lightskinhxc) September 9, 2017

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