Toasted Tweets | Aug. 9, 2017

Marijuana is an incredible herb, drug, weed, plant, creation, shrub, aperitif, what have you. And amazing, wonderful, weird things happen when you smoke it. For one, many get a euphoric feeling and a vibe of peace and love falls over them. Some people get other results; I’m mostly interested in the aforementioned feeling. It’s awesome. That’s not crazy, that’s just what happens to some people when they smoke pot. But sometimes, really weird or crazy or odd or stupid or funny or shady things happen when people smoke weed. Sometimes, maybe even most of the time, nothing weird happens at all. A really giant Scooby Doo-sized sandwich is made, and Netflix or bed is involved. What’s the craziest thing that happened the last time YOU got high?

Weed makes you crazy? Lol. The craziest thing I've done high was tryna cook a full meal.

— sunshine (@JusDahl) August 19, 2014

Ppl ask me what's the craziest thing I've done high as if I'm supposed to be bugged out I be chilling man

— Lee (@Leenotasian) January 19, 2017

"The weirdest thing I've ever done while high was get a cup of ice cubes and put them in the fridge."

— Troll (@RelentlessN7) May 18, 2017

Just got high and did an ab workout. Possibly the strangest thing I've ever done

— Patrick Walsh (@patrickwcuervo) May 4, 2013

I remember one time when I was high & Luis and I were listening to screamo that was the nuttiest most funny thing ever

— El (@Dayslikethis___) August 3, 2015

Heather made me weed tincture a year ago and I use it on big bug bites. It's the most insane thing ever.

— jason macdonald (@jasoncmacdonald) May 1, 2014

Just saw the most bizarre thing in downtown rush hr traffic.. Hippies in a Jeep with one playing a flute out the window. All of them stoned.

— Call me Rob (79-33) (@etchysketch) June 5, 2012

I'm stoned to the bone rn and my legs are asleep and tingling this is the most insane thing I have ever felt I can't move

— velma (@fat__blunt) November 18, 2016

Just got pulled over stoned an if that wasnt the craziest thing ever then idk wtf is lmao

— Delly (@ashleighdelly) March 28, 2016

What is the craziest thing you've done in public? — I got a haircut while stoned out of my mind once. Turns out it … https://t.co/YfB1QxUV5d

— Isabunbun (@Izayoi_Wrath) October 27, 2015

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