Toasted Tweets | July 26, 2017

What pairs better than weed with a fine wine? Are there sommeliers yet who have made it their business to match the perfect chardonnay with the dankest sativa? When I used to drink and smoke back in the day, I never knew how to balance the right amount of pot and the right amount of weed, and I’d just end up getting the stupid god-awful spins. Now, I know to combat the spins: you should lie down with one foot on the ground, and if you’re moving, trace the telephone poles up and down with your eyes. I don’t know why these tricks work, but they do. Anyway, merlot and marijuana—here’s what the internet has to say about this potentially hazardous, but mostly quite enticing pairing of two of God’s most wonderful creations.

Weed and wine go wonderfully together

— amber mack (@Sundevil_94) July 16, 2017

I relate to these tweets so much. I'm literally a 70 yr old lady that enjoys weed and wine 🤓

— Mariel (@radlimon) July 15, 2017

I actually do have some weed and wine and I think I deserve it so pic.twitter.com/QpiLDtN2CQ

— GoldenGal✨ (@ChallyVargas) July 15, 2017

gain acceptance to my paradise with weed and wine

— kat (@thenorthstarrr) July 15, 2017

I got cross faded on weed and wine last night for the first time in months & I thought I was gonna die at 1 point lmao

— m a r i e l (@twistedswiffer) July 14, 2017

I wanna do a Jamaican themed party called the Wine and Grind. Weed and wine on deck.

— Mobile Moe (@Moeses_) July 13, 2017

Ain't nothing like a vibe off the weed and wine

— JABB (@OneTakeJABB) July 13, 2017

I want pizza.. and weed. And wine. Today

— anxsoc (@JagAlexus) July 12, 2017

Did I put a shelf right next to my bed to hold my weed and wine? Yes. Yes I did. pic.twitter.com/gsHTronM6v

— A Man Duh (@amada_egg) July 6, 2017

"Weed and wine and I'll be just fine."
-My Father

— Nicole Weeber (@Nicoleeolee15) June 20, 2017

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