Toasted Tweets | June 28, 2017

Turns out a lot of y’all online shop when you’re stoned. What do you buy? Never mind, Twitter told me. Everything from candy to clothes to… ? They said marijuana could save the economy but they didn’t elaborate. Now it’s clear! So next time you get high, keep your laptop and credit card nearby and be sure to continue to help save the financial state of our country, one weird, high purchase at a time. Here are a few ideas to get you started: How about some color bath drops? Or those gargoyles you’ve been meaning to get? Or something called Annoying Orange? Have fun!

went on an online shopping spree stoned and I don't wanna talk about it

— Marinna Teixeira (@marinnateixeira) June 15, 2017

i got stoned and ate ice cream and went online shopping… this is why my SO can't leave the house. i'm irresponsible.

— Taryn (@_aceinthehole) June 6, 2017

Stoned online shopping leads to me ordering an all natural essential oil aromatherapy pen thing w/ 2 flavors, a fluffy rug & curtains, ok

— amanda (@amandastarrett) June 4, 2017

someone take my laptop from me I can't stop getting stoned and online shopping

— (@whiskeyygrrl) May 22, 2017

One time I was online shopping while I was stoned and I bought a monthly subscription for high heels.

— Sara Spisla (@SaraSpisla) April 29, 2017

i'm so stoned online shopping at barney's and i could not be in a better mental place

— lil angel (@liIangeI) March 9, 2017

Here's to getting stoned, and acting like I got a Christmas bonus while online shopping for things I can't afford.

— Ron (@AaronDitro) December 28, 2016

sundays are for getting super stoned n taking baths n doing face masks n online shopping

— lil angel (@liIangeI) November 27, 2016

Queen of online shopping…when I'm stoned and half asleep – I check my emails in the morning and it's like "thank you for your purchase"

— LSD (@LEANAAA) November 20, 2016

I got so stoned while late night online shopping I apparently ordered a jigsaw puzzle sorter, 23 cookbooks, and 5 boxes of UK chocolate.

— Jasmine (@PaperHamburgers) August 12, 2016

Damn I was stoned and online shopping and forgot I even bought anything till now

— XXXKREAYTIONS (@KREAYSHAWN) September 4, 2016

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