Toasted Tweets | May 31, 2017

Let’s play a pot smoking game. It’s called, “I’m the kind of pot smoker who…” and it goes like this—you read a tweet and if that’s you, you toke. If it’s not you, skip a round. If you’re smoking alone and it’s not you, take 2 puffs. Do the kids still say puffs? But seriously, what kind of pot smoker are you, anyway? Are you an Einsteinian smoker? Do you get stoned and study and clean your room? Or are you Iron Eyes Cody in the ’70s litter commercial of potheads? You know, the kind who smokes weed but only on a mountaintop or in a waterfall and then praises the bounty before you? Or maybe you’re a weed gremlin—around midnight, you smoke an eighth and order a pizza, Chinese food and eat whatever’s in the fridge. Here’s a collection of some of the other kinds of smokers who linger out there.

I'm the kind of person in the weed circle who asks "do you guys hate me?" Thus why I smoke alone.

— NIHILIST (@mattdfuckery) March 2, 2017

Don't take advice from me; I'm the kind of person who considers changing out my bong water a major accomplishment.

— Max Pierson (@maxi_paddington) January 5, 2017

I'm the kind of person who would be able to overdose on weed even though it's impossible

— niall ▫️ (@niyulll) January 8, 2017

I'm the kind of person who actually appreciates when weed tastes good

— Lil Devo (@ThatRealBaller7) November 29, 2016

I'm the kind of person who starts smoking weed again because it's legal

— yoga witch (@elchut) November 6, 2016

I'm the kind of person who smokes a quarter-ounce bag of weed in less than one day and have to make it through the week sober and penniless.

— ❦ (@Dana_Kerri) October 24, 2016

anyone who sees this tweet.. I'm only a kind person because of the weed… if it weren't for cannabis.. I'd put everyone in there place

— Albert J Cardenas (@greenluvAlberT) June 9, 2016

Today I realized that I'm the kind of person who would wear weed socks on 4/20 if I owned any

— ✨ Mythic Bitch ✨ (@mysticmaybe) April 20, 2017

IN REAL LIFE IM A CLASSY WEED SMOKER WHO LIKES LONG FUCKS ON THE BEACH & CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HOW CLEAR MY SKIN IS…..

— i was 12 and goth (@amadijuana) May 11, 2015

Im happy I'm a functional weed smoker..and not the one who gets stuck on stupid..like duhhhh

— Tina Dennis (@lovetinadiane) June 23, 2015

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