Toasted Tweets | May 17, 2017

I love pot as much as the next lady but yeah, it makes you say and do some kinda stupid things sometimes. Who hasn’t smoked a bowl before a bath, forgot the bath tub was running and then decided to draw, until they heard water hitting the bathroom floor? No one else? The stupidest thing I ever experienced while high was, one time a friend of mine ate a pot cookie and then insisted he was dying and made me drive him to the hospital at 1 am. It was about a 20 minute drive normally but took almost an hour because I was driving about 25 mph the whole way. Then once we got there, we both fell asleep in the car, woke up at 7 am and drove home. What kind of dumb shit did pot make you (or ahem, “a friend”) do? Twitter, I’m looking at you! Literally. Here are 10 dumb things done by high people that they shared on Twitter.

i cant believe i ordered 9 boxes of hamburger helper last night while high as fuck pic.twitter.com/4waTdCWuNY

— lady snowbüssy (@plantaunt) March 18, 2017

i cant believe we talked to a cop and gave him life advice about his son while uselessly stoned

— DANK PHIDOOO (@Eiprej) November 1, 2015

SO last night I was so high I set all my alarms for work to pm instead of am pic.twitter.com/Ged8KZq4DH

— paticake (@patriciakoziara) May 15, 2017

Looking through my emails I have several shipping confirmations from last night I was so high I forgot I was online shopping 🤦‍♀️

— Monica (@monicuhhhh21) May 16, 2017

"I was so high I started showing my dog her baby pictures"

— ander (@sala_m_ander) May 15, 2017

one time i was so high i thought i found a blunt but it was just an old french fry

— maddie (@FabMaddie) May 13, 2017

My sister told me I could have cookies at the grocery store and I was so high I picked fig newtons… I hate myself

— Queen LaChiefa (@lbkorth1999) May 8, 2017

One time I was so high I went to put a blunt out on the bottom of my shoe…with no shoes on.

— princess hannah bih (@hannahjosettexo) May 7, 2017

I was so high I keep pressing the unlock button on my keys and was wondering why it wouldn't unlock my house door 🤦‍♂️

— Cj (@Cj_Colvinn) May 5, 2017

Last week in Toasted Tweets: Let’s Get High and Start an Etsy Store

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