Toasted Tweets | April 5, 2017

What do you call your pot? I’ve heard trees, green, tokie tokie, cannabis, spliff, fattie, kind bud, chronic, herb… among many, many others. My mom used to call it a doobie which would make me laugh to no end (probably because I was high). “Are you kids smoking a doobie in here?” she’d ask, half-angry, probably half-jealous that we hadn’t offered her any! What do the kids call pot these days? Or the adults? Twitter, the internet’s ouija-board-meets-Encyclopedia-Brittanica, holds the key. Puff on some dank nugs and read on. Have your own nicknames for nugs? Share them using hashtag #Marijuanikers.

While walking through school I heard a freshman call weed "the devils lettuce".. ok..

— Chloe Nielsen (@woah_there_chlo) March 27, 2017

I just heard weed referred to as "jazz cabbage" and my life is better now

— julianna (@jmondo98) March 19, 2017

i just heard someone call weed a giggle bush

— kyla⏳ (@kylaatatom) February 3, 2017

Today I heard someone call weed an onion, like yo pass me that onion. I can't keep up with the kids these days

— Rawn Shivers (@Rivers_Nation) September 1, 2016

Been so long since i heard someone call weed dagga

— Raphy (@MrRaphySuhn) November 29, 2016

never once have i heard someone call weed kk, so idk why yall are saying hea dumb for it.. https://t.co/oZOcUL6ifQ

— george del rey (@GeorgousDelRey) January 27, 2016

Lmao I haven't heard someone call weed "Bali" in years

— nípsey g (@trillnggr) December 28, 2015

*watches family fued*
"nicknames for marijuana"
grass! mary jane! weed! pot! gas! skunk! dope! ganja! herb!

— yung hearthrob (@milesdubose) June 3, 2016

"All the nicknames for marijuana sound harsh "pot" "ganja" etc.Except Mary..so instead of saying let's go get pot. Say let's go get married"

— Nu-Wav.96 (@Remyxx_) August 17, 2016

My list of favorite nicknames for weed:
– reefer
– jazz cigarette
– the devil's lettuce
– the good lord's plant
– jazz cabbage

— KT Kaminski (@bedussey) October 2, 2016

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