Toasted Tweets | Mar. 15, 2017

A huge storm hit the east coast this week. Did you call your dealer? Like merkin merchants, someday weed dealers will be a thing of the past. But today, they are in high demand, and like pizza delivery guys, they’re especially busy around storm time.

Sure, it’s March, but sometimes we get those late storms. Or is global warming at fault?  Let’s see what Twitter has to say about how much weed helps us all get through the winter, for those of us who actually have winter. For the rest of you, you have to find some other excuse to smoke—like it’s medicine, or fun… or you enjoy it.

Besides for Winter Depression, another reason I love medical marijuana: It's still snowing, -20C and I have to go out in this shit.

— Leif Groen (@CubicleKush) March 10, 2017

#Climate Gee Wow February 28th in mountains of Northern VA, bulbs coming up & weed growth greening up already. #ThisIsNotNormal

— Bjorn Igar (@bjorn_igar) March 1, 2017

80 in Jersey in February. Legalize weed and imma think im in dirty cali

— Art Vandelay (@Incognito_G) February 24, 2017

Dave Chappelle stand up specials on netflix march 21st aka 1 of the 4 times a year I will be smoking weed

— Justin Harris (@jHarris317) March 3, 2017

So that's why my fires were so awesome this winter! Marijuana found inside firewood at border stop. https://t.co/vuVNdBytuM

— jaymootz (@jaymootz) February 18, 2017

Few things feel so liberated as walking out into California's winter sun with a newly renewed medical marijuana rec in hand #nirvanaclinic

— Dominic Ciccodicola (@heydom) February 11, 2017

#FactCheckASong hazy shade of winter, just another name for some awesome marijuana

— Loreal Masterman (@2Brown4paperbag) February 4, 2017

A storm is coming, so I left to stock up on important stuff….like marijuana.

— Travis Jamal (@TravisJamal420) February 23, 2017

A Pot Sasquatch Covered in Marijuana Leaves Crashes a Live News Report During a Snow Storm https://t.co/EWFIjnCKsl pic.twitter.com/RaQyM5awU5

— Laughing Squid (@LaughingSquid) March 10, 2017

There is a storm rolling in and we have an AG who wants to have a war on marijuana so I think that's my cue to go get high ????

— Brittany Morgan (@bmorg21) March 1, 2017

Last time in Toasted Tweets: Who’s Oscar? A Weed Dealer?

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