Stoner Sex: Boob Worries, Sexual Experiments, New Love & Being Used

Dear Hyapatia,
My girlfriend’s breasts are two different sizes. I am worried about her. I have never noticed any other girls I have been with having two different sized boobs like this. Does this mean she could have breast cancer? — Jason

Dear Jason,
As you probably already know, most women have one breast bigger than the other. Some women have a more pronounced difference. This is perfectly natural and has to do with using one hand more than the other. Breast cancer is often discovered when one notices a lump on the breast. I wouldn’t worry at all, especially if it is soft and feels like the other one. 

Dear Hyapatia,
My girlfriend and I like to have sex in the shower. A couple of weeks ago, we were doing it and I had to pee. Since we were in the shower, I just peed a little bit inside her. She didn’t seem to notice, so I didn’t say anything. A few days later, we were fucking in the shower again and I peed in her again—it was a little bit more this time. It felt so good. I couldn’t help it. As a matter of fact, I have been doing it every day since. I don’t know if she knows what I am doing or not. She never complains. I would think she could feel it and know, but when I asked her if I could pee inside her she acted shocked and said she would have to think about it. I wanted to tell her that I have already been doing it for a couple of weeks now, but I didn’t know what she would say about that. Why doesn’t she just say OK? I mean, obviously she is fine after doing this for weeks now. It shouldn’t be a big deal. — Johnny

Dear Johnny,
At first, I thought this was a prank letter and I just disregarded it, but then I got to thinking. What if someone really is doing this out there? Well, just in case, I have to err on the side of caution. If you really are peeing in your girlfriend I have to say, what the hell gives you the right to do science experiments on her body without her permission?  Have you ever heard of pelvic inflammatory disease or PID? It can be caused by things going up into the vagina that shouldn’t really be there, like douching or using dirty foreign objects in sex, and things like pissing inside your girlfriend! It is very painful and can lead to sterility. Toilets and urinals are for pissing in, not your girlfriend!

Dear Hyapatia,
I had a girlfriend for two years, and we had the best sex ever. After a good attitude adjustment in the evening with our favorite weed, we fucked every night.  We both always came many times, and it was always as hot as hell. She liked everything I did, and it was like there wasn’t a single move that she didn’t groove on. Now I am with another girl and I like her a lot and all, but in bed, it’s just not the same. I can’t seem to get her off as much as I used to with my other lady. Why can’t she relax and let go and get as hot as I know she could if she would just try? What can I do to help her? — Cal 

Dear Cal,
Women come in different sizes and shapes, intimately. Men are no different. Some guys are hung like a horse and others, not so much. Just as each person has a different appearance, they also have preferences for different sexual acts that will do the trick for them. What may send one woman into multiple orgasms may make another yawn. The point is that everyone is unique, and it is up to us to find what works for our lover. Talking about sex and asking her what she likes is always a good place to start. You and your girlfriend might have to try some different positions and explore each other’s body a bit more!  ; ) 

Heya Hya!,
I am a grower with years of success under my belt and a fully stocked delivery service on the down-low. My lady and I have only been together a few weeks. When we first met, she didn’t seem that into me until she found out I had a bunch of weed laying around. Now, she wants to be with me all the time and the whole thing is hot and heavy. I get the feeling though that she is just into me for the weed. I just don’t understand why all of a sudden, after meeting me a couple of times before and nothing, you know? — Coty

Dear Coty,
Your instincts could be right, or it could be that it took meeting you a couple of times for her to find out what kind of person you are and become interested in you. You could try hanging out with her for a while and not smoke to see if there is a difference in her attitude. It could also be that circumstances in her life were not right for her until recently. She may have been too preoccupied with a family or work matter to realize her attraction to you.

Ask Hyapatia all of your questions regarding stoner sexuality. Email her at hya@hightimes.com
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